"No Rum, No Fun" Hoodie
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Regular price $60.00
A working motto.
Rum was pirate currency, pirate medicine, and pirate religion all at once — the one reliable comfort on a ship where everything else could kill you by Tuesday. The skeleton hands raising a bottle isn't a joke about drinking. It's a reminder that the small reliable pleasures are the ones worth defending.
- 50/50 cotton-poly heavyweight blend, brushed inside
- Double-lined hood, kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
- Air-jet spun yarn — soft hand-feel, reduced pilling
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Sizes S–5XL · runs true to size