"No Rum, No Fun" Short-Sleeve Men's T-Shirt
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Regular price $30.00
A working motto.
Rum was pirate currency, pirate medicine, and pirate religion all at once — the one reliable comfort on a ship where everything else could kill you by Tuesday. The skeleton hands raising a bottle isn't a joke about drinking. It's a reminder that the small reliable pleasures are the ones worth defending.
- Tri-blend cotton/poly/rayon for vintage hand-feel and drape
- Crew neck, short sleeve, side-seamed unisex fit
- Water-based screen print that won't crack or peel
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Sizes XS–3XL · runs true to size