"No Rum, No Fun" Racerback Tank
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Regular price $35.00
A working motto.
Rum was pirate currency, pirate medicine, and pirate religion all at once — the one reliable comfort on a ship where everything else could kill you by Tuesday. The skeleton hands raising a bottle isn't a joke about drinking. It's a reminder that the small reliable pleasures are the ones worth defending.
- Soft tri-blend with raw-edge seams for an unfinished, broken-in feel
- Form-fitting racerback cut, scoop neck
- Pre-laundered to reduce shrinkage
- Machine wash cold, hang dry
- Sizes XS–XL · size up for a relaxed fit